Friday, 16 February 2007

Karma Police

I'm not having much luck lately!

Picture the scene, you arrive for work in your car there is no parking for officers inside a compound or car park so you are forced to park on the street. This is because when the station was built in 1880 (i kid you not) police officers parking their cars was not a consideration as cars were not invented yet! so you are forced to park on the narrow street along with all the other cars.

A few hours later you're in the nick minding your own business, you hear bang! crash! wallop! you make your way down stairs out the back to see two vehicles smashed up on the junction nearby. Never mind you think to yourself just make sure section 170 is complied with and maybe do an accident book.

Then you realise these two vehicles have also hit your own lovely car! bad enough? it gets worse.

Then you you speak to the drivers, your colleague a rather keen special constable takes details while you examine your car. Meanwhile one of the drivers slips away!

A few radio checks reveal the vehicle is not insured etc etc.

Then you look at the offending vehicle and remember you stopped this vehicle yesterday as it had no tax. You spoke to the driver who gave you a load of cock and bull which you foolishly believed therefore you didn't do a PNC check.

Which would have revealed the vehicle was uninsured, the driver unlicenced, therefore you would have had it seized, therefore it wouldn't have been on the road the following day to smack into your vehicle!!!

Is it me or is that some kind of karma !!??


ExtraSpecialCopper said...


thoughts running through my head.... said...

If that had been my car,I'd have had them well away from their own car so they couldnt drive off-sorry to rub it in!!!I am very protective of my car!Always pnc someone,especially drivers-I never realised so many lying scrotes were out there until I did this job,and they all drive!

PC Dogberry said...

You live and learn brother!

Don't be afraid to get hold of people if you even remotely think they're going to do one on you!

PCFrankyFact said...

You're not off to a flying start are you Charlie?
Never mind. I'm sure you'll soon be just like the rest of us and automatically distrust everybody.

Anonymous said...

Dude you need to get with the program!!!